I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS
Sorry, I had too.. Its just too funny not too
If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
Dude I don’t even shower everyday
Actually showering everyday is bad for you as you lose natural oils and your skin and hair dry up and become weak.
I HAVE TO TELL MY MOTHER THIS OH MY GOD
I installed it without directions…
I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard
oh my god same
put coloured bulbs in the lights and you’ve got your own little disco light set up
THIS IS THAT SASSY DOG
THIS IS THE BEST POST I’VE EVER SEEN. CAN’T BREATHE
Yes. The days are long and the nights are even longer, but I take it day by day because I know you’ll be home soon!
3 ways to win a ladies heart
1. Make her food
2. Make her cum
3. Let her nap
#3 is important.
kitten wiggles ears while eating
i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life